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枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 大三的时候.....偶大三的时候,很是羡慕对面要毕业的哥们们.偶们两宿舍中间有一篮球场. 话说快到了7月1日的发配日子了. 对面老头不知道吃错什么药了, 本来应该是通宵给电的,但到11:00的时候他竟然熄灯了.
这下惨了,就听见篮球场上面砸各种东西的声音. 偶们宿舍也砸,还大叫,
良久,对面没有声音乐, 怎么回事情? 偶们正砸的起劲了.
对面一声音大叫了一声...
"到底是你们毕业还是我们毕业？。。"
-zippo(颠倒);
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再贴个英文的。。A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife.
She whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house."
"Yes, dear," her half-awake husband mumbles. "But in our defense,
there are even more in the Senate."
-zippo(颠倒);
2003-1-24
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My favorite animal is...."My favorite animal is steak." - Fran Lebowitz
-zippo(颠倒);
2003-1-24
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"It's no good, sir," ..."It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."
"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher, "But you only have two ears, boy."
"You see, sir? I'm no good at math, either!"
-zippo(颠倒);
2003-1-24
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