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Gain in Length

nightmarewaltz(Ben Heppner)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were mating.
She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"

He says "They're making love."

"Well, what's that long thing of his?" She asked.

"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.

"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she asked.

He says "Those are his knots"

She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."

As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those animals were."

Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all hot and heavy, she grabs his testicles and squeezes. "Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.

The girl replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll get more rope."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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网上有卖，买一送一，叫MAXX，据说是加拿大的产品 -careless_whisper(我是快乐的单身汉); 2003-1-7 (#961155@0)

是不是准备泡洋妹妹了？ -careless_whisper(我是快乐的单身汉); 2003-1-7 (#961156@0)

是啊，先武装好了再进攻。网址有没有？老兄。 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-7 (#961167@0)

我帮你找找，等等 -careless_whisper(我是快乐的单身汉); 2003-1-7 (#961168@0)

thanks,man. 药店有没有卖的，我还没申请到信用卡。上次申请非要我交押金，我没交。 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-7 (#961170@0)

sorry, its called VIMAX -careless_whisper(我是快乐的单身汉); 2003-1-7 (#961173@0)

你用过吗？ -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-7 (#961177@0)
功效有这莫神吗? 怀疑ING -beijingman(newcomer); 2003-1-7 (#961307@0)

所有的这一类药物都不会有太大的效果。 -xuqijs(医生); 2003-1-7 (#961221@0)

http://www.pillmedics.net/ -red_stone(red_stone); 2003-1-7 (#961406@0)

山不在高，有仙则名；水不在深，有龙则灵。-----谨献给焦急中的人们。 -win(秋天的菠菜); 2003-1-7 (#961413@0)

不太明白 -beijingman(newcomer); 2003-1-7 (#962222@0)

山不在高，在乎日久天长；水不在深，在乎藏龙锁蛟。 -fff(非狒飞); 2003-1-8 (#963211@0)

HaHa.. You are right! 但如果两者兼备,岂不完美之极? 理解happyls ... -beijingman(newcomer); 2003-1-8 (#963314@0)

找到知音啦，感动ing. -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963428@0)

深有体会? 蟹子虽小, 能叮死人. 持久战, 三阶段. 退却, 相持, 大反攻... -playtiger(秋去冬来, 望春风); 2003-1-8 (#963238@0)

Gain in Length -nightmarewaltz(Ben Heppner); 2003-1-8 {1072} (#963379@0)

Do you want more rope,mm? -msl(waiting for you); 2003-1-8 (#963405@0)

Sonny boy, due to mature adult content, parental discretion is advised... -nightmarewaltz(Ben Heppner); 2003-1-8 (#963418@0)

PG13 or R? -heian(黑暗㊣电池工作3小时); 2003-1-8 (#963422@0)

不用加限制级, 13岁以下的孩子根本看不懂他在说什么... -decentboy(黄金重装甲骑士); 2003-1-8 (#963426@0)

难道就没有人亲身使用过这类药物吗？ -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963434@0)

up fo you -beijingman(newcomer); 2003-1-8 (#963441@0)

Anyway, I will give it a try next month. -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963451@0)

ZT -decentboy(黄金重装甲骑士); 2003-1-8 {693} (#963449@0)

Penis size growth typically doesn't start until around 11-16 years of age (average: 13-14). Normal penis size covers a wide range, and the average size is probably smaller than you think: about 3 to 4 inches (about 9 cm) in a non-erect, mature male. As there are boys with penises larger (perhaps twice that size), there are also boys who have smaller, and still normal, sized penises. When you're an adult, you'll learn that size doesn't matter so much, but it still can be very frustrating! Try not to worry about it if you think you're "too small" -- appreciate what you have! If the other boys tease you, just say "heh, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it!"

By age, the averages found were: -decentboy(黄金重装甲骑士); 2003-1-8 {218} (#963453@0)

By age, the averages found were:

Age Size

12 4.1" (104mm)
13 5.1" (130mm)
14 6.0" (152mm)
15 6.1" (155mm)
16 6.3" (160mm)
17 6.5" (165mm)
18 6.4" (163mm)
19 6.2" (157mm)
20 6.2" (157mm)

By ethnicity (age 15 and over only): :-(( -decentboy(黄金重装甲骑士); 2003-1-8 {184} (#963455@0)

By ethnicity (age 15 and over only):

Race Size

Black 6.89" (175mm)
Asian 5.33" (135mm)
Caucasian 6.22" (158mm)
Hispanic 6.15" (156mm)
Native American 5.66" (144mm)

难怪那种片子里黑人居多！！！ -foreveryoung(反特权反虚伪); 2003-1-8 (#963460@0)

为什么亚洲人的平均size这么小，但是却不重视这方面的提高呢？是国情还是传统观念影响了我们对这方面的研究呢？ -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963473@0)

兄弟, 就看你的尝试了. 建议定期发表初试数据, 实验数据, 和结果数据...:-P -decentboy(黄金重装甲骑士); 2003-1-8 (#963480@0)

看来我是要做吃螃蟹的第一人了。听起来好像很可怕。。。。。。：0 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963490@0)

waiting for your feedback..... -beijingman(newcomer); 2003-1-8 (#963502@0)

凡小的都是浓缩精华的。-----谨献给rolian -win(秋天的菠菜); 2003-1-8 (#963467@0)

我觉得并不是男人们不关心size问题，而是大多数情况下我们都比较含蓄，有时候可以说是羞于说出来，就像是国内很多家长从来都不和自己处于青春期的孩子谈论性健康一样。不是吗？ -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963485@0)

不知道这里有没有学医的高人，希望你们能研制出属于我们中国人的这类产品，既造福了大家，也防止了外国产品挣走我们的大量的外汇。 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963506@0)

难不成要我弃IT从医学？：0 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963521@0)

尽量使用物理疗法，而不是化学疗法。打个比方，有人为了增高，几千块钱买个特殊床，没事就睡上去，拉----拉------拉----------我再拉----------------，啊！增高原来这么简单！办法教了，你看着办吧！ -pocket(老军医); 2003-1-8 (#963518@0)

多谢您的提醒，我也知道要想身体好，就要多参加体育锻炼，但是光锻炼还是不够的，也要适当的补充养分，您说是不是。而且如果那个药物的成分说明上没有虚假的话--从草药中提取的精华，应该不会有什么副作用。 -happyls(猜谜疯); 2003-1-8 (#963527@0)

不虚假又怎样？东西是不假，问题是真有那个效果吗？刚才是和你开玩笑。我敢肯定你无生理障碍，只有心理障碍，多花时间跑跑步爬爬山吧，你其实和常人一样，以后不要再花冤枉钱了。 -pocket(老军医); 2003-1-8 (#963551@0)

兄弟, "一流"就行了, 何必一定要"一江春水向东流"呢? -fox69(fox); 2003-1-8 (#964731@0)

秘籍：详情如下！ -feijintom(恨我不聪); 2003-1-9 {32} (#964818@0)

jj上挂个锤子，每天做25各俯卧撑。

@San Francisco

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