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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛一只在路上看见一头，蚂蚁钻进土里，只有一只腿露在外面。
小兔子看见不解的问：“为什么把腿露在外面？”蚂蚁说：“嘘！别出声，老子绊他龟儿
子一跤！”
第二天，兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路，问何故。蚂蚁答：“昨天有头大象被
我们一兄弟绊倒，摔成重伤，我们给那丫献血去。”没多久，兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了，
就问怎么回事，一只蚂蚁说：“哦，只有一个跟那大象的血型一致，留他一个在那抽血呢
，足够。”
第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁：那丫活了吗？蚂蚁无可奈何的说：我把它抬回去了，妈的真重
，腰都累弯了，那丫也太不经得摔了！
大象病好后要告蚂蚁，法庭判决，蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害，监禁6月。蚂蚁不服，“
人身伤害罪最多监禁2月，为何判我半年？”法官：“人身伤害罪判2月，绊倒大象为种族
歧视罪，追加4个月～”于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状：我等与大象本来平等，何来“歧
视”，请高院明判，还我等清白，另诉法官诬陷罪。
过了几天大象法突然死了，大家跑去看它。发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。就问它大象是怎么
死的。母蚂蚁哭着说：我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就...
母蚂蚁产了一堆卵，孵啊孵啊，结果孵出一群鸵鸟，大象死的真TMD冤啊~
一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面，将一只腿伸在外面。就问：“你在干什么啊？
”大象说：嘘！别出声，我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来，好拌他丫一下，为我兄弟报仇。兔子
刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫，于是马上跑回去看，途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。兔
子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了：TMD想整老子，还好我发现的早。把脚给它踩断了哈
！大象又被送回了医院，因为股动脉被踩断，这次失血更多，连输80L还不够，血库告急
，而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛How Old do you Think I Am?

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32", the clerk replies,

"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29. "The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."

Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.

He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your blouse and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, "Oh what the hell, go ahead."

The old man slips both hands up under her blouse, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?
"The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net