本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
> > >Dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way.
> > >
> > > I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
> > > Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
> > > Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call
> > > you The People. The nanny- well, consider her The Working Class.
> > > Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future.
> > > Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
> > >
> > > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
> > >Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his
> > >room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
> > >So the little boy goes to his parents room. Mom is
> > >sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
> > >nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the
> > >peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
> > >He gives up and goes back to bed.
> > >
> > > The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
> > >"Dad, I think I > understand what politics is now."
> > >"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics is."
> > >The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing
> > >the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
> > >being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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