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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

yr2much(FansOfStripedbass)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into
the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since
you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life
of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry,but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon can I go home?更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 花鸟虫鱼 / 两只猫需要新家, 4岁. 前爪已拔,已阉. 有牌. 打过疫苗. 深灰及浅灰色. VERY GOOD PERSONALITY. 非常粘人和活泼.爱玩小球及逮飞虫. 老人不喜欢猫. 我上班没时间照顾. 不忍心他们受冷落. 寻找有爱心,喜欢猫的新主人. 送玩具, 饭盆, 1GL饮水器,砂盆,猫笼. 感兴趣请PM我. -tea-party(sugar); 2007-10-23 (#4009694@0)
    • 猫真可怜----前爪已拔,已阉! -001isbetter(_); 2007-10-23 (#4009930@0)
      • 人类的爱经常是这个样子的。 -rollor(Rollor); 2007-10-23 (#4010027@0)
        • 55555555. :-(( -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-23 (#4010453@0)
      • Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. -yr2much(FansOfStripedbass); 2007-10-24 {1071} (#4012785@0)
        本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
        they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
        jumped into
        the
        deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
        promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
        Jim
        out.
        When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
        immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
        now considered her to be mentally stable.

        When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
        news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since
        you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
        saving the life
        of
        another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
        mindedness.
        The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
        bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
        I am so sorry,but he's dead.'

        Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
        soon can I go home?更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • exactly. -ra95.98(Doom); 2007-10-25 (#4015567@0)
    • 可怜的猫。希望你能继续收养它们。它们的生命也只有15，16年，每天也化不了你多少时间去照顾，4年了，你再抛弃它们。。。。。。。 -needspace(flyingbird); 2007-10-23 (#4010444@0)
    • 唉，我是宁可看见我家沙发扶手给啪啦的突骨露肉，也是不肯拔他的小爪的。 -yangmum(平衡木); 2007-10-23 (#4010562@0)
    • 我家地毯已经被我家的猫挠坏不少地方了。但没爪子它怎么保护自己不受我的欺负呢？ 4年的猫，请务必继续养下去！！ -mikesmith(老猫); 2007-10-23 (#4010631@0)
      • do u give your cats nailcut? or buy your cats nice cat tree or condo, if u do so, your finitures will be fine. :-) -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-24 (#4012338@0)
        • 多谢提醒。我懒，从不替我家猫绞趾甲。三年前给它买的玩具树， 它玩玩就腻了。 所幸我家猫也懒，不太毁家具。但每天清晨想出去玩的时候会挠地毯，因为它知道这么做我一定会起床给它开门。真是人被猫欺。 -mikesmith(老猫); 2007-10-24 (#4014377@0)
          • 看的出来你很爱你家猫猫，你家猫猫有你这样的主人好幸福：）。 -hoho111(萝卜心小花@^_^@); 2007-10-25 (#4014922@0)
          • It only take your five mintures every 2 or 3 weeks to cut their nails shorter....Plus, it's good for them too. when I got my female cat, she was only 7 months old, her previous owner -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 {432} (#4015311@0)
            never cut her nails before, oh poor little girl, she had all her nails rolled up as circles. two circls. dirty and painful.

            if you don't cut their nail for them, they will have to scratch something harder to make it shorter and harder.

            Here is a link to show you how to do it. very easy, just be very careful NOT TO cut the pink part of their nails.

            Or you can go to a pet store, ask the sales to show you how to do it.
            • 是啊，就象人一样，不剪其实不舒服。后脚难点，我家猫要抱着边哄边剪，使劲夸奖才奏效。 -blackmm(blackmm); 2007-10-25 (#4015327@0)
              • me too, talking with them tenderly will calm them down, but really after the first couple times, they will get used to it. ;-) -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 (#4015379@0)
            • Thanks! I will do that so long as my cat does not scratch on me while I am nailing him -mikesmith(老猫); 2007-10-25 (#4015335@0)
              • they won't. just hold them firmly and gently, and remember push their nails out gently too. don't use too much strength. and talking to them like you are their mama. :-)) -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 (#4015385@0)
                • daddy perhaps :) -mikesmith(老猫); 2007-10-25 (#4015399@0)
                  • lol, that will do too. :-)) -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 (#4015409@0)
        • and for Condo Trees, better buy them a bigger, heavier and more steady one with right kind of scratch material. It worth the money thinking of they gonna use it for whole life. something like this: -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 (#4015342@0)
    • photo for your cat? Thanks! -hr1551(hr1551); 2007-10-23 (#4011754@0)
      • I have sent a PM to you. Please check. Thanks -tea-party(sugar); 2007-10-25 (#4016940@0)
    • 猫真的是low maintenance,忙得话每天5分钟喂食喂水清理猫沙，有时间陪他们多玩会。况且两个可以做伴，就是需要一个家而已。你也养了好几年，就象自己的孩子，偶尔冷落他们不会介意的。 -blackmm(blackmm); 2007-10-24 (#4012398@0)
      • 说的 -qgomle(依山傍水*痴人说梦); 2007-10-24 {18} (#4013794@0)
        我眼泪都要下来了。
    • and you can try to educate your parents to love your cats. -babyface(★给点儿阳光就灿烂★); 2007-10-25 (#4015352@0)
    • 先声明这对猫来我家才几个月.公婆十月才到.我不忍心猫受委屈.也不想为猫和老人争吵.才想送人,对猫也好.好心就请收留他们. 排砖头就免了. -tea-party(sugar); 2007-10-25 (#4016707@0)

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