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Chinese Proverbs for the New Year

lumlumq(lumlum)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1 Virginity like bubble, one prick -- all gone.
> >> 2 Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >> 3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >> 4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >> 5 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
> > > organ.
> >> 6 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> >> 7 Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >> 8 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> >> 9 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >> 10 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
> >> 11 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
> >> 12 War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
> >> 13 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> >> 14 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >> 15 It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
> >> 16 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
> >> 17 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >> 18 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >> 19 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >> 20 Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> >> 21 Crowded elevator smell different to midget更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2001-3-9
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / Chinese Proverbs for the New Year -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-3-9 {1275} (#31722@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1 Virginity like bubble, one prick -- all gone.
    > >> 2 Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > >> 3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    > >> 4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > >> 5 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
    > > > organ.
    > >> 6 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > >> 7 Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > >> 8 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    > >> 9 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > >> 10 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
    > >> 11 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
    > >> 12 War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
    > >> 13 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    > >> 14 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > >> 15 It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
    > >> 16 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    > >> 17 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > >> 18 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > >> 19 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    > >> 20 Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    > >> 21 Crowded elevator smell different to midget更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • What kind of CHINESE proverbs is that! Any how, I like the "Baseball" part. It would make me laugh next time I saw someone walk to the first base. -atmgr(stan001); 2001-3-9 (#31730@0)
      • I agree with you -diao_david(David Diao); 2001-3-9 (#31746@0)
    • War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left - I like this one. -rolling(Rollor); 2001-3-9 (#31751@0)
      • 假如俺是个“拉顺”（不知道英语怎么说），分不清该出哪只脚先，该怎么办？ -diao_david(David Diao); 2001-3-9 (#31773@0)
        • 我想得出的英文词只有 dumb a@% -atmgr(stan001); 2001-3-9 (#31779@0)

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