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我的女朋友 RoR (zt)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛前段时间,我买了块电视卡,装在电脑上看电视的。正好我的女朋友来找我玩,她是电
脑白痴,就会上QQ, 我在她面前演示了一番, 她果然用崇拜的语气说:" 你好厉害,电
脑都能看电视啊? "
“小意思啦!”
“你好棒啊!”
“呵呵!”
“我也要玩!”
“好啊!你先玩,我给你拿饮料去。”

等我回来,发现女朋友不见了 ,电脑萤幕却留下了一堆字:

C:\电视

Bad command or file name

C:\看电视

Bad command or file name

C:\开电视

Bad command or file name

C:\打开电视

Bad command or file name

C:\电视开

Bad command or file name

C:\开

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看电视

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看中央6

Bad command or file name

C:\卫视中文

Bad command or file name

C:\ ......我要看电视啦!

Bad command or file name

C:\我火大罗

Bad command or file name

C:\到底给不给看ㄚ

Bad command or file name

C:\@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^

Bad command or file name

C:\臭电视

Bad command or file name

C:\以後不跟你玩了

Bad command or file name

C:\唉呦...拜托啦...开一下

Bad command or file name

C:\真的不开

Bad command or file name

C:\真的....

Bad command or file name

C:\好...给我记住...

Bad command or file name

C:\FORMAT C:更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 我的女朋友 RoR (zt)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛前段时间,我买了块电视卡,装在电脑上看电视的。正好我的女朋友来找我玩,她是电
    脑白痴,就会上QQ, 我在她面前演示了一番, 她果然用崇拜的语气说:" 你好厉害,电
    脑都能看电视啊? "
    “小意思啦!”
    “你好棒啊!”
    “呵呵!”
    “我也要玩!”
    “好啊!你先玩,我给你拿饮料去。”

    等我回来,发现女朋友不见了 ,电脑萤幕却留下了一堆字:

    C:\电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\看电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\开电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\打开电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\电视开

    Bad command or file name

    C:\开

    Bad command or file name

    C:\我要看电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\我要看中央6

    Bad command or file name

    C:\卫视中文

    Bad command or file name

    C:\ ......我要看电视啦!

    Bad command or file name

    C:\我火大罗

    Bad command or file name

    C:\到底给不给看ㄚ

    Bad command or file name

    C:\@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^

    Bad command or file name

    C:\臭电视

    Bad command or file name

    C:\以後不跟你玩了

    Bad command or file name

    C:\唉呦...拜托啦...开一下

    Bad command or file name

    C:\真的不开

    Bad command or file name

    C:\真的....

    Bad command or file name

    C:\好...给我记住...

    Bad command or file name

    C:\FORMAT C:更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 侮辱妇女!哼!:P
      • 应该是说女孩,不是妇女
        • 20岁过后我听人叫我女孩,我就浑身起鸡皮疙瘩。做成熟女人有什么不好。你你,20多了,还用香水,本质又不纯,还敢称自己男孩。
      • 应该还有: are you sure ? all data will be lost . (y/n) y , formating (45%)
    • she is really cool!!
      • 不过format命令要打confirm的也,她没打就走了。
        • 上MCMASTER一年要多少钱包括生活费?
          • I don't know. I'm in UW.
            • so how about UW?
              • 5875.1/Semester, including tuition, residence fee, meal plan... Doesn't include book which is around 300/semester in average. Laundry/Transportation/Snacks/going out to eat: 300/Semester
              • Oh by the way, I have to mention that's for undergrad Computer Science. Different programs got different tuition fees.
                • If $5000 includes tution, it is not so expensive. Thank you very much.
                • I got it, he is going for master degree in International business somthing like that. I think that there is no much big differernce. Thank you very much.
                  • That's for 1 semester..! I think it's expensive for me.
                    • for one semester? I thought it is for one year.
          • 需要狠多钱 MAC 黑的狠
      • 你知道在爱的门顿或卡尔加里上学一年要花多少钱吗,我弟弟在办留学。多谢了。
        • Sorry, after I ask my friend in U of A, I will tell you. They used to tell me cost for U of A and living cost in Edmonton is much cheaper. heihei, I need to change my name into edmonton consultant.
          • Hehe, the cost of U of A is nearly $5000 a year, expensive. They said montreal is the cheapest, BC is OK. U of A is Expensive. I will ask another friend
            • seems that I thank cat twice, one of my post got wrong place. Thank you again. Do you mean $5000 including tutions?
    • 很久远的笑话了,不过你不应该在主角变成你和你女朋友。嘿嘿,如果换成一个小孩子的话,看起来就可爱多了。
      • 你是否英雄无敌中的黑龙?
        • 总算有一个一猜就对的人了!嘿嘿,难得,难得,我从95年就叫这个名字了,英雄无敌很多代了。
          • 你玩英雄无敌的历史居然和我一样久远。
            • 属于一不小心上了船,当时买碟子还很贵阿,但是经不住那个卖碟子的一阵推荐,买了张带繁体中文说明书的很贵的碟子,(95年的20大元啊!)结果,嘿嘿,大半年以后,当英雄出到二代的时候,整个公司下班后,都在无敌了!
              都是我的错,嘿嘿……,想想一代的繁体中文版,打城市只能打一个回合,对手一还击我就要死机,只能带住了黑龙,一个回合搞定,久而久之,黑龙就成了我心中的神!后来,黑龙的地位在兵种中有所下降,但是仍然是我的最啊!嘿嘿,如果不是养Titan太贵了,也许我就叫“泰塔尼克”了,哈哈哈!都是往事了!不过很美好!
              • 握手,当初我也是将无敌传遍整个公司。
                下班后全都杀气腾腾。头儿也经常观战,只是龙被认作泥鳅,妖精被唤作赤身裸体。不过一代老死机,二代就爽多了。我喜欢带最强的兵种,所以从龙到TITAN,再到六翼天使。可惜再没时间玩了。
                • 回忆最美好了,嘿嘿,无敌已经不仅仅是无敌了。有空多联系啊!
    • 这个笑话不记得那里看过.
      • here: #252965 (历史旧帖区) :P
    • 好玩,极具代表性。。。
      • you format the computer?
        • My former lady did it.
          • you have such really cool lady. did she format you?
            • 经常被修理。
              • that is why you have no virus,
                • 你怎么知道?
                • Hi, where are you right now ?
                  • not too bad
                    • 多市下雪啦!
            • Silly lady is lovely.