1
Josh: "I lost my dog."
Mallory: "Why don't you put an ad in the lost-and -found column of the newspaper?"
Josh: "Don't be ridiculous, he can't read."
2
Deepa: "I haven't slept for days."
Suma: "Why not?"
Deepa: "Because I only sleep at night."
3
Tom: "My toaster broke down, so I fixed it with parts from an old aeroplane."
Billy: "how does it work now?"
Tom: " OK,except now when the toast pops out, it circles the table twice before coming in for a landing."
4
Doctor: " Well, susan, your cough seems to be better today than it was yesterday."
Susan: " It should be! I've been practising all night."
5
Customer: "Waiter, there's no chicken in my chicken pot pie!"
Waiter: "would you except to find a dog in a dog biscuit, sir?"