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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Dear Tech Support:
>>
>> I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
>> from Girlfriend 7.0
>> to Wife 1.0
>> and found that the new program began unexpected
>> child processing and
>> also took up
>> a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
>> mentioned in the
>> product brochure.
>> In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
>> programs and
>> launches during
>> system initialization where it monitors all other
>> system activity.
>>
>> Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf
>> 5.3 no longer run and
>> crash
>> the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
>> Sunday Football 6.3
>> always fails
>> but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
>> seem to keep Wife 1.0
>> in the background
>> whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
>> applications. I am
>> thinking about
>> going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't
>> work on this
>> program. Please help!
>>
>> Joe
>>
>> *******
>>
>> Dear Joe,
>>
>> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
>> misunderstanding.
>> Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
>> thinking that Wife 1.0
>> is merely
>> a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife
>> 1.0 is an OPERATING
>> SYSTEM
>> designed by its creator to run everything. You are
>> unlikely to be able
>> to purge Wife 1.0 and
>> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
>> not designed to do
>> this and it is
>> impossible to de-install, delete or purge the
>> program files from the
>> system once installed.
>>
>> Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
>> Wife 2.0, but have
>> ended up with
>> even more problems. (See in manual under
>> Alimony/Child Support and
>> Solicitors Fees).
>> Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
>> keep it installed and
>> deal with the difficulties as best you can.
>>
>> When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
>> think has caused them,
>> you must run
>> the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
>> use the *Esc-key.
>> It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
>> of times, but
>> hopefully
>> eventually the operating system will return to
>> normal. Wife 1.0
>> although a
>> very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.
>> To get the most
>> out of
>> it consider buying additional software such as
>> Flowers 2.0 and
>> Chocolates 5.0.
>>
>> Do not under any circumstances install Secretary
>> (Short Skirt version)
>> as this is not
>> a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system
>> will almost
>> certainly crash.
>>
>> Best of luck
>> Tech Support更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / a joke -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-2-21 {1403} (#27652@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛> > One day in class, a schoolteacher brought in a bag of fruit. She said:
    >"I'm
    > > going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and i want
    you
    > > to tell me what fruit i'm talking about. My first fruit is round and
    red.
    > > Now what do you think it might be?"
    > > Johnny raised his hand at once but the teacher ignored him and chose
    Julie
    > > instead. "An apple ma'am," said Julie.
    > > "No," said the teacher, "it's a tomato, but i like your thinking. My
    >secong
    > > fruit is small, green and hairy, What do you think it might be?".
    > > Johnny raised his hand but again the teacher ignored him. This time she
    > > asked Wendy. "A gooseberry, ma'am," said Wendy.
    > > "Actually, it's a kiwifruit Wendy," said the teacher, "but I like your
    > > thinking. My third fruit is small, black and round."
    > > Johnny's hand went up in a flash. But once more the teacher ignored him
    >and
    > > chose Ann. "A blackberry, ma'am," said Ann.
    > > "No, it's a grape, but i like your thinking."
    > > By now Johhny was fed up with being continually overlooked so he called
    >out:
    > > "I've got one for you, teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. I've
    got
    > > it, it's round, hard and it's got a head on it."
    > > "Johnny, that's disgusting," shouted the teacher.
    > > "No," said Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking."
    > >
    > >
    >更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Aha, Lumlum, You are so " hum suc "... -wonton_soup(Wonton Soup); 2001-2-21 (#27655@0)
      • well, you know, studying is quite boring, so, find some fun... xixi.... -lumlumq(lumlum); 2001-2-21 (#27661@0)
    • Relax -guest:nobody; 2001-2-21 {2669} (#27734@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Dear Tech Support:
      >>
      >> I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
      >> from Girlfriend 7.0
      >> to Wife 1.0
      >> and found that the new program began unexpected
      >> child processing and
      >> also took up
      >> a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
      >> mentioned in the
      >> product brochure.
      >> In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
      >> programs and
      >> launches during
      >> system initialization where it monitors all other
      >> system activity.
      >>
      >> Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf
      >> 5.3 no longer run and
      >> crash
      >> the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
      >> Sunday Football 6.3
      >> always fails
      >> but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
      >> seem to keep Wife 1.0
      >> in the background
      >> whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
      >> applications. I am
      >> thinking about
      >> going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't
      >> work on this
      >> program. Please help!
      >>
      >> Joe
      >>
      >> *******
      >>
      >> Dear Joe,
      >>
      >> This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
      >> misunderstanding.
      >> Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
      >> thinking that Wife 1.0
      >> is merely
      >> a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife
      >> 1.0 is an OPERATING
      >> SYSTEM
      >> designed by its creator to run everything. You are
      >> unlikely to be able
      >> to purge Wife 1.0 and
      >> still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
      >> not designed to do
      >> this and it is
      >> impossible to de-install, delete or purge the
      >> program files from the
      >> system once installed.
      >>
      >> Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
      >> Wife 2.0, but have
      >> ended up with
      >> even more problems. (See in manual under
      >> Alimony/Child Support and
      >> Solicitors Fees).
      >> Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
      >> keep it installed and
      >> deal with the difficulties as best you can.
      >>
      >> When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
      >> think has caused them,
      >> you must run
      >> the C:\ IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
      >> use the *Esc-key.
      >> It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
      >> of times, but
      >> hopefully
      >> eventually the operating system will return to
      >> normal. Wife 1.0
      >> although a
      >> very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.
      >> To get the most
      >> out of
      >> it consider buying additional software such as
      >> Flowers 2.0 and
      >> Chocolates 5.0.
      >>
      >> Do not under any circumstances install Secretary
      >> (Short Skirt version)
      >> as this is not
      >> a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system
      >> will almost
      >> certainly crash.
      >>
      >> Best of luck
      >> Tech Support更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 俺学着给领导讲了一遍，领导骂我流氓。五五~ -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-22 (#27809@0)
      • Your leader knows you well, so her words are correct. -eglington(eglington); 2001-2-22 (#27909@0)
    • 叹为观止！ -bjzjh(bjzjh); 2001-2-23 (#28081@0)

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